The Driftwood Guarantee
Over on Orcas Island this weekend I had the following conversation with the lovely mid-fiftieswoman who ran the resort we were at:
Me: “Is it a nice room?”
Her: “Oh, it’s a very nice room.”
Me: “Really?”
Her: “I like this room so much that if you don’t like it you can go down to the water, grab a piece of driftwood and come back here and beat me with it.”
Pretty great guarantee, huh?
I bet there’s a whole newsletter in there somewhere, but I already covered a lot of this stuff in the last issue.